When did you kids start understanding humor? My six year old is just getting the hang of it and is all about corny jokes lately. Half of the time his jokes don’t even make sense but he’s cracking himself up so much it’s impossible not to join in! I thought it would be fun to make this Halloween Lunch Jokes free printable to include in his lunches or send to his class on his snack day. They’re a perfectly easy way to add a little ghoulish grin to your kids’ day!
These really need no explanation or tutorial on how to assemble. You just print, trim, and wrap the paper jokes around any snack bar. I sized these to fit perfectly around the new Jif™Bars that my kids absolutely love! They combine crunchy Jif peanut butter with chewy granola to make the perfect lunchtime treat. Don’t tell the kids but I’ve even been known to sneak a Jif Bar here and there for an afternoon snack!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
What kind of dessert do ghosts like? I Scream!
What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A Sandwich!
I’m sorry but it just doesn’t get any cornier than those jokes! And yet, they’re absolutely perfect for any under the age of 10. Of course, they may roll their eyes but you know it at least made them giggle a little!